February 2012
20 posts
I can't wait to see Marcie for Unofficial 2012!
Marciel Sanchez [6: 55 PM]: I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO COME. IT'S GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER
Madeline Rodriguez [6: 55 PM]: LMFAO
Madeline Rodriguez [6: 55 PM]: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
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Uh oh
the apartment is out of toilet paper and paper towels…
AKLKFJ:LKSDJF:LSDKFJ
Dove Messages
My dove messages (on the chocolate things) say “Take a moment for yourself” and “Treat yourself today.”
I’ve eaten five of these today.
Two Heath bars.
Does that count?
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Listening to: Fuck Me Pumps - Amy Winehouse
does anyone know what "quasi-suspect...
When the Republican-dominated Virginia senate proposed a bill requiring women to...
– When Parody Becomes Reality: The ‘Spilled Semen’ Amendment (via ryking)
no puedo creer que los problemas que me molestan...
I was apparently pursued by someone today
and had no fucking clue.
Apparently, I’m also a little standoffish.
HOW CAN I CHANGE?
I feel better...
… but I still feel really lost.
To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others
– Buddha (via ewok89)
January 2012
13 posts
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watching Russel Peters with the bestest roomie :)
not that she can see this message…
Dear Facebook Ads
I don’t know what exactly you think I am, but I am not pregnant. And if I were pregnant, I would quickly take care of that little inconvenience in a heartbeat (pro-choice, bitches—which is what SHOULD be assumed from my facebook, FYI).
So no, I don’t need a cheap ultrasound, I don’t need to find an OB/GYN, and I don’t need any lab help for any reason whatsoever.
...
Midday Break
Maybe I should thank Bernie for only giving me morning and evening hours.
It’s the moments when I eat my lunch in peace or listening to my music that I feel really, really good and ready to take on the rest of the day.
Secret 1:
I, sometimes, go down to my basement, jam to my iPod, and pretend that I am a rockstar.
Tru-Fax
Jammin' to the Killers? I think I am. :)
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On Feeding the Dogs
Marcie: Wait! You said you give them one and a half--you just gave her two and him one!
Mother: Yeah because they need to lose weight.
Marcie: But Lana's the fat one.
Mother: Yeah, but I want Kingston to live longer, so he gets one.
The Downside of Living Across from an Elementary...
I have to be weary of what time I let my dogs out in the backyard (and I’m not going to get started on the amount of litter I come across in the yard everyday).
Kids don’t think ahead very well.
I have two dogs that like to bark and go up to people and, basically, radiate love and even more love. However, one of my dogs is a glorified guard dog and the other plays pretty rough...
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Musings
I kind of hate it when people equate the US War in Iraq to the Vietnam War.
Sure, there are similarities.
But there are many differences as well.
It’s not really the same.
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That’s not harm, that’s love!
– Sunshine J.
November 2011
12 posts
memdlr asked: klk muchacha
Everyone else is happy that I no longer have one of my best friends in my life…
… I’m still kind of depressed. Even if she was the worst friend I’d ever had.
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October 2011
36 posts
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On Coffee with no creamer
I once told my mom that I was drinking coffee without coffee creamer for a week and she looked at me.
“You drank it black?”
“No, I put milk and sugar in it.”
The face she was was pretty memorable. Now every time I think of coffee with milk and sugar, I think of her distress at my poor state of creamer-less-ness.
In Dominican Republic though, all she would drink was...
Anxiety dream = Naked dream?
According to my roommate and Dexter, that’s a true story. I feel like I don’t have that much anxiety, but a lot of naked dreams. What?