Dear Facebook Ads

I don’t know what exactly you think I am, but I am not pregnant. And if I were pregnant, I would quickly take care of that little inconvenience in a heartbeat (pro-choice, bitches—which is what SHOULD be assumed from my facebook, FYI).

So no, I don’t need a cheap ultrasound, I don’t need to find an OB/GYN, and I don’t need any lab help for any reason whatsoever. 

After a year of this, I’m getting fucking sick of seeing a fetus on the side of my screen or a huge round baby belly. I have my own food baby belly. I don’t need a reminder.

XP

4 months ago | 1 note | posted by: marciesanchez 1 note